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Nov
2011
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“I Only Smoke When I Drink” Smokers
By Jevin Tryon and Julie Mitchell
Let me paint a picture for you. You’re wearing a tight tank top with some sort of animal on it. You’ve got your white iphone and you’re playing angry birds in the corner of a party you just got to. It’s your freshman year of college, you’re at your first party and your roommate is already making out with someone on a dirty couch. There’s people playing beer pong and “Yeah” by Usher (and every other prominent rapper of 2004) is pumping out of some sub-par speakers. You want to talk to someone, but you don’t know anyone (except for your roommate who is now sharing the inside of their mouth with someone in skinny jeans). What do you do?
